No… it's
not a newly discovered vintage Heywood-Wakefield stain… it's the title of the freshly minted, brand new, top quality
CD by the official band of Springdale: Jump.
Formerly known as Jump,
Little Children; the 5 bandmembers evidently made a New Year's resolution to shed a few excess letters.
We've heard they underwent a cutting edge, experimental, surgical vowel and consonant stapling procedure.
While it was quite risky (and not recommended for those who
need to lose just a letter or 2), the operation was a complete success.
To date, they've actually lost a total of 14 letters! Consequently,
the band now goes by the newly svelte moniker of Jump!
Here at Springdale we congratulate them, and wish them well
in keeping those annoying excess letters from creeping back on.
While the name gets smaller, the music gets bigger (and better—if
that's even possible). |
